Wednesday, 21 March 2007

I'm not sure if it's a manga fan specific thing, but the fanfics I read for the most addictive tv show ever are not that porn infused. Speaking of shows, I was talking to a friend the other day and his comment on his med school progress so far was that, "I'm understanding the things they say on 'House' now."

I've sent this video to the pornist of this site before, but she didn't like it that much. Her comment was that it's lame. I'm still posting this anyways... coz.. well, I don't read porn, so it's all fair game. I find her jokes to be pretty funny, not the conventional late nite show kinda funny though.

Sunday, 18 March 2007

I was at FanFiction.net.

Gawd, so many horrible porn. They scare me.

Very very scary stuff.

I'm trying to sell some stuff online. I am so lazy to list them.

I have too much homework.

My housemates cook too much. Smell from the kitchen suffocates the house day after day after day. I shouldn't complain considering they cook for me as well but hell. They cook too much. I hate constant smell of food. It's so annoying.

Hush

I miss you. I remember thinking about that when I was mildly drunk last night. I remember feeling so when I heard your voice on the phone the other day. When you said my name and then told me you just felt like saying it. I smiled and it was hard to remind myself that you don't know what you were doing, or what you want, for that matter. I don't know why things are so vague between us, it made it hard for me to step back and answer you like a good friend would. I did it anyways. It is a no win on my part. So blatantly obvious yet I wish it wasn't so. I can only afford to fade out of your life at this point, and I know you won't ask why.
Umm.. I don't really have anything to say. But each time my buddy here post something porn related, and so far it has all been porn related, I feel obligated to post something else to counter the porn-ess of the site. This came up while I was working hard in the lab...



By the way, thanks for ruinning oyster for me as well. Actually... no, I don't really care, oyster is still good. Food good, period.

Saturday, 17 March 2007

Porn Part II

Hmm. For the most part I think I write very cheap and lousy porn. I don't know how to amend them, though. I was at Borders today and read Harlequinn's Mills and Boons. I think they're so much worse. How can they use terms like "gazing down at her folds of secrets and looking at the glimmering pearl from within..." ? I feel....strange because the other fics I was reading, people actually describe things very straightforwardly. Ass, cock, vulva, labia, clit, vagina, etc. Clinical terms like penis are rare, because it sounds iffy. Anyway. "Folds of secrets and glimmering pearl" reminds me of a meal of oysters. Ew. I'll never eat oysters with the same mind again.

After I wrote the part in the first post of this blog the other day, I wrote the subsequent paragraph:
It was then he knew that he wanted to make love to her. He wanted her to enclose him in her warmth, in her embrace, in the inner place where he could entwine with her refined womanhood and connect with her deeper than they already are. He wanted to then hold her in his arms, and in wanting to feel her heart beating against his chest he wanted his heart to beat against hers, wanted to desperately feel the touch and pressure of her firm little breasts against him. His palms gripping her back, he pressed her harder against him, their lips sucking and lapping on top of each other, tongues lashing.
Dammit. I think I write lousy porn and I can't stop. How can I improve, though? Someone suggest practical experience. I agree. Except that... you just can't do it with anyone. Some other people suggest watching porn. o.o Porn is pretty scary. It's lovely in the imagination, though. But seeing other people doing it is just scary.

Anyway I opt for plagiarism.

Saturday, 10 March 2007

Here we go...

Alright, grand opening blog posting with some porn. Well, what more can I say?

This is a whatever blog, mainly coz I'm a research bum so I make ppl write blogs with me. Research life is THAT exciting. And when ppl agree I can't really protest much againts the title. If you must know I am the later of the two. Have always been a big fan of TP, how do you live without them? The other one, well, they are essential too. Also, they are super efficient if you spilt something.

Actually I thought it would be fun to just have some little banters here with this friend of mine. Porn aside, she could be pretty hilarious. Come to think of it, it'd be cool if she writes hilarious porn. I don't know how that will work but it sounds interesting.

Btw, who knows the song "Seven days"? Maybe if my partner here can figure out how to post songs up here I'll put in a clip. This version that I have is too much better then the original.

Pad Posting

This is sort of a whatever blog.

I'll start by saying, Prozac makes me sleepy. Is that supposed to happen? I haven't had any today. I'm afraid I won't wake up tomorrow morning.

And here is a preview to a porn story I'm going to finish, I'm not sure when will I finish it.

He wanted to rub and carress her all over. He wanted to kiss, kiss every area of her - there are so many places he wanted feel about her, taste about her, he wanted every fibre of her. She's so tiny, so fragile, so delicate, but oh! Her ferocity was so enormous that it enveloped him whole. It enveloped him in hot, steamy breaths, in soft, urgent whispers, in strong, passionate, sweet, tiny kisses. Kisses that made him tingle everywhere, kisses that made the skin on the back of his neck, the sides of his cheek grow hot, kisses that sent his heart fluttering at first, but eventually caused his heart racing and gasping for more, kisses that escalated in excitement ended up arousing him in wanting her more and more.

I should change some of the stuff again sometime. This is my first draft.